Will the real smart phone please stand up?

Blackberries, a smart phone created by the company RIM, has taken the world by storm recently.  Since I purchased mine last year, communicating and staying in touch with my friends has been faster and easier.  A Blackberry is like a fried banana and vanilla ice cream dish.  You do not know what you have been missing in your life until you have tried it for yourself!  Most of my friends have a Blackberry and we love them, so you will too.  If it is a phone that does not function well, it would not have become so popular; therefore, it is an excellent phone with spectacular features.  Many people who work in the business field rely on this phone.  If they do not have it, they would not be able to call or email their clients about their appointments, the meeting place and time will not be confirmed, their boss will fire them, and they will unfortunately have to resort to living in their parent's basement watching reruns of Friends.  Since the Blackberry has been created, business people have been much more successful in their careers and sales have raised a whole eight per cent.  Not to mention, Johnny Depp owns a Blackberry himself and he thinks it is a wonderful device.  Blackberries are more efficient and run faster than iPhones.  People who have iPhones and Androids use it only to jailbreak their phone and play free games.  They are dishonest and unfair human beings.  Would you rather be like them or be tech-savvy like the rest of us Blackberry owners?